humour: January 2006 Archives

Hymn Sing

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Good morning, and welcome to our hymn sing. We are pleased to announce that we have a hymn for everyone. Our program this day will include:

The Dentist's Hymn
Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn
There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's Hymn
The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn
Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn
There Is A Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn
Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn
Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn
I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn
Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn
Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn
Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn
I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn
He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn
The Great Physician

And for you motorists...

45 mph
God Will Take Care of You

55 mph
Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65 mph
Nearer My God To Thee

75 mph
Nearer Still Nearer

85 mph
This World Is Not My Home

95 mph
Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100 mph
Precious Memories

anyone with any Catholic suggestions?

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