humour: December 2004 Archives

A comfortable quiz


I don't know if it is fatigue or depression, but I can't seem to get motivated to do what needs to be done. I have floors to sweep, paper to get organized, meals to plan - and I can't seem to pull my act together. So I thought I would offer this one self-indulgent quiz before I try once again to get my rear in gear.
I've underlined my answers.
From Proverbial Wife via Such Small Hands
1. Pillow - Down or Polyester or Foam
2. Facial or Manicure or Pedicure
3. Journal - Lined or Blank (offline of course!)
4. Sleep - Side (which?) or Back or Stomach (change ever 2 hours or so)
5. Summer - Hammock or Raft in Swimming Pool (not that I have either!)
6. Winter - Slippers or Socks
7. Sleep - Heater On or Off (the bed is heated - yum!)
8. Shower or Bath (bubbles?) ...and... Hot or Warm
9. Tea - black or herbal (name favorite blend) with sugar!
10. Massage - neck or foot BOTH
11. Comforter - Down or Polyester (or?)
12. Aromatherapy - Lavender or Jasmine or Rose
13. Box of Chocolates or Bowl of Popcorn
14. Music - Classical or Jazz or Folk YES
15. Candles - scented or not
16. Fireplace or Woodstove or Pellet Stove
17. Outside - Gentle Rain or Crashing Storm
18. Reading - Pile of Magazines or Novel
19. Classic Film - Romance or Suspense or Musical
20. Cat in your lap or Dog on your feet

but of course!

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You have the Vermeer girl look. A Vermeer girl
appealed mostly to the old masters of the Dutch
school, who painted pictures of everyday life
as they knew it. With her fine, fair skin, she
suited a light, natural, dewy make-up. The
Vermeer Girl loved homely things, such as
homemade soaps and candles. The following
artists would have liked to paint you; Pieter
de Hooch and Jan Vermeer.

'Pretty As A Picture' - Which Artist Would Paint You?
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Thanks to Zelie Bramble for this one.

You are 54% geek
You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at

thanks to the CRM for this one

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

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