CHRISTMAS Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged!


(from my inbox this AM)
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees

Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive/Aggressive Disorder: You Better Watch out,I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My

Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from my House in
Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I sit Here and Hyperventilate

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