(from my inbox this AM)
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and....
Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Passive/Aggressive Disorder: You Better Watch out,I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My
House
Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from my House in
Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I
Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I sit Here and Hyperventilate
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