10. Life is sexually transmitted.
09. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
08. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
07. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
06. Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
05. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
04. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
03. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
02. In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world
is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
01. We know exactly where one cow with Mad Cow Disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where hundreds and hundreds of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Defense.
Isn't No. 8 rather demeaning towards males ?
It probably is demeaning, as most stereotypes are. None the less, every man to whom I showed this laughed out loud at the way it was phrased. You will notice, however, that I put the majority of the list on the extended entry.
#8 made me laugh out loud. Too, too funny - the entire list, really.