5 guilty pleasures

In no particular order.
Dark chocolate, the darker the better.
A jacuzzi mini-vacation, with a good book, great drinks, and my favorite music in the background.
Sleeping in.
Scrabble solitaire.
Lobster, artichokes and other foods drenched in melted butter.
5 things I never want to see again
Bubble plastic wrapping material
Cat scat in places outside the litter box.
Ivy 'lawns'.
The blue screen of death.
The klez virus or any of its cousins.