Good morning, and welcome to our hymn sing. We are pleased to announce that we have a hymn for everyone. Our program this day will include:
The Dentist's Hymn
Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn
There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn
The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn
Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn
There Is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn
Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn
Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn
I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn
Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn
Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn
Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn
I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapist's Hymn
He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn
The Great Physician
And for you motorists...
45 mph
God Will Take Care of You
55 mph
Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph
Nearer My God To Thee
75 mph
Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph
This World Is Not My Home
95 mph
Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph
Precious Memories
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anyone with any Catholic suggestions?
Clever and funny! Thanks.