Fructus Ventris

A little boy goes to his Father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?"

The Father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you'll
need to know so, I might as well tell you now ... your
Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your Mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since
it was too late to hit the delete button . nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"